What happened at Splash:

• I now really want to make a program that composes music.
• Satan informed me that she wanted me. Via text message.
• I got several rounds of applause during silent football due to Death Note and trigonometry puns.
• I now find the vast majority of science fiction incredibly bigoted.
• My sketchiness increased a lot when I learned a bunch of advanced computer hackery.
• Then it increased a lot again when I went around in a trench coat, top hat, and bow tie, offering people jelly babies.
• Liquid nitrogen. Fruit. Balloons. Shattering stuff. Explosions.
• I can now build a decent computer for about half the price it would be sold at.
• It was immensely satisfying to start with logical statements about how light moves, get some monstrosity of an equation with like twenty variables, do math that isn't even beyond high school, and wind up with E=mc^2.
• A theremin named Stormageddon.
• Ice cream that was delicious. Even for ice cream.
• "Burnt Caramel" ice cream that actually tasted burnt and not very delicious at all.
• Epic ninja tournaments.
• I found out that when people ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, I can talk really fast. Like I had all this pent-up energy from not talking to anyone about rootkits or integrated circuits.
• I added another superpower to the list: the power to immediately summon the CQC fanclub. I'll try not to abuse that one.
• I led some homestuckers in a rousing chorus of the Midnight Crew song while marching through the darkened streets of Boston.
• Probably some other awesome stuff that I forget for now.

And now to return to a world where I have to work hard just to make casual conversation because nobody shares my real interests. I probably shouldn't have written that. Oh well I guess I'm brutally honest or something.